Episode 37 - Beacon

ROSLYN: This episode of Love and Luck contains references to homophobic violence. Please, take care of yourself.

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JASON: Hey babe. I'm back downstairs again like a good worker bee. I actually stayed upstairs with you for a bit longer even after you went back to sleep, just to make sure you didn't wake up instantly again with another panic attack. I hope you sleep that one off and feel a lot better tomorrow.

I love you. I hate that this stuff is scaring you. Seriously, I would fucking end these arseholes that have been peppering hate around our neighbourhood if I knew who they were, I swear to god.

You know... you keep saying that you're weak for not being able to handle this shit, but Kane... no one handles this stuff well. Knowing people want us dead isn't exactly the state of affairs that makes us feel all calm and well adjusted. I mean... shit, that's the reason why we're both tiring ourselves out trying to keep the bar a safe and soothing place, you know? Everyone is scared. Everyone.

And... fuck, you're braver than most, in my opinion. Even with your anxiety trouble, you're still looking after people and making cupcakes and soothing fears, no matter how stressed or afraid you are yourself. That's... you're so amazing, you know that? You don't give yourself enough credit. This is exactly why everyone calls you Papa Bear. Because you look after everyone like this.

I love you. And I'm here when you're tired from looking after everyone else, okay? I'm always here for you. I'm here to look after you.

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KANE: Hey... so, I cried a little when I got your message this morning. Good crying though, don't worry.

I love you. You make me feel so safe. I feel like I couldn't be even half the person I am without you. The fact you think so much of me is just... I can't even express it. The fact you support me like you do is just... beyond anything I would ever have expected. You're... you're just the most incredible, supportive boyfriend I could imagine. Thank you for everything. I love you so much.

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JASON: Hey babe. You seemed to get to sleep better tonight. I'm glad.

I know you don't want me out homophobe hunting again, so, well, I'm not. But... I feel like I can't do just nothing, you know? So I'm trying to strengthen the wards more and... add some stuff.

At the moment, we just soothe and protect people in here. But that's... not enough right now, I think. Apparently the posters have resurfaced, and people are still afraid, and people who have never heard of us at the moment might need us as a sanctuary at some point.

So... I'm going to try something. I'm going to try and use magic to draw people here who might need us, who might need this space. Like... some kind of magical beacon. Something that makes people feel, intuitively, that they'll be safe here, that they can come here if they need somewhere to be.

We can be a ray of light through this, for people like us. We can protect them. We do protect them, and we will protect them. We just need to reach out to the people that don't know they need us yet.

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KANE: The bar feels... sharp, this morning. Bright.

I love you for a lot of reasons and this is one of them. I try to comfort people, but my thinking shorts out around there. You think to bring people here who need comfort. I try to soothe people from harm they've suffered, but you try to put an end to the cause.

I love you, and I love the Best of Luck Bar. It's our home, but it's so much more. It's the home I always wanted to have... one that has room and care for anyone who needs it, one that has a family in it that takes in whoever needs it, that looks out for each other and stands up for each other.

You're right. We can protect them. And we will.

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JASON:

Hi, you've reached the Best of Luck Bar, a dry bar and social hub in St Kilda for the LGBTIQA+ community. Our opening hours are 9am to 3am every day except Monday, however, if there is an emergency, you can still come here outside those hours, as we, Jason and Kane, the owners, live upstairs above the bar.

If you feel unsafe for any reason, you can come here. We will look after you. We are a sanctuary for you in this time of bigotry. We're all in this together.

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ROSLYN: Love and Luck is written by Erin Kyan, and produced by Passer Vulpes Productions. Kane is voiced by Lee Davis-Thalbourne. Jason is voiced by Erin Kyan. Credits spoken by Roslyn Quin. Recorded by Kermie Breydon.

For more information about Love and Luck, check out our website, loveandluckpodcast.com. You can also find us on facebook as Love and Luck Podcast, and follow us on twitter, at @LoveLuckPodcast.

Episode 36 - Michael

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KANE: Hey, I'm kind of worried about you. I'd really like you to come back soon, okay? I know you want to end this, but I really don't think that chasing after violent bigots is going to end well, you know? [Sighs] Just... come back soon, okay?

Michael is... doing as well as can be expected, considering everything. He's pretty bruised up, but I don't think anything is broken. I've given him some painkillers, and I used a bit of magic to help the pain too, as well as trying to soothe him emotionally.

I've told him he can stay with us, and that we'll look after him. He's resting in the other spare room right now. Helen's making us all some tea. She's really scared about this happening too, which is understandable. We're all looking after each other though. She's helping out with the bar while I've been cleaning Michael up and seeing what I can do.

Anyway... [Sighs] Please come home soon.

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JASON: Hey babe, just calling to let you know I'm okay. We didn't find any of the fuckers who hurt Michael, or anyone who's been putting up those fucked up posters, so me and Victor are coming back to the bar now. See you soon.

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JASON: I'm so glad you're finally asleep... I wish you hadn't been kept up late worrying. But, well, it's too late to worry about that now I guess. At least you're sleeping now.

I tried to use luck magic to find the attackers tonight, but... I don't know. I feel like I got close, like I found a thread, but I couldn't seem to actually follow it. It's hard to explain. [Sighs] Another magic thing to practise, I guess.

I promise I'll check on Michael again before I head to bed myself. I love you.

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KANE: Hey. Things are pretty quiet downstairs today so far.

Michael's not up yet, but that's not really surprising, considering everything. Helen made me breakfast this morning, bless her. She said she wants to help out however she can, even if it's just making breakfast.

She's so scared about all this but she's been so strong, too. I don't think she knows how comforting it's been to have her here with us through this. We should do something nice for her when we have the chance.

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KANE: Fucking hell, news travels fast. Folks have already heard about Michael. It's a bit tense down here, everyone's a bit scared. Homophobic posters are one thing but... I think we've all been busy being happy in our community lately that we forgot that gay bashings are a thing that can happen for real, not just be a vague threat. Although... one leads to the other, I guess. It's not like violence happens without a foundation in bigotry first.

[Sighs] Anyway... people have been saying they feel better when they come here, so at least our wards and soothing are helping a bit. I'm going to make some more free cupcakes today, I think. We've got to remind people that there's nice stuff in the world too, no matter how frightened we are.

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JASON: Hey babe, hope you're sleeping well. Things are going okay tonight. People are still pretty tense, but it's calm in here at least. I'm really glad we already had Lisa Skye booked to do a show tonight, it's really helping people relax. Hard to feel frightened when laughing.

You could really notice the fear come back into people when they walk out the door for the night, though. They stiffen and their expressions go hard. Vigilant.

Fuck, I really hope this shit blows over quickly and those arseholes never come back. Might take my boys out again tonight to make sure no more posters have reappeared. I love you.

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KANE: Hey honey. Michael's doing better today physically, says the pain is almost gone now. But he's still really shaken up emotionally. He keeps sort of weeping and then apologising for it... I told him it was okay but I don't know if he believed me. I've been soothing him as best I can, and told him it's pretty normal and okay to be fucked up about it, and that he can stay with us as long as he needs and we'll look after him as well as we can. Again, I'm not sure he believes me... but I guess that's to be expected.

He cried on me for a while when I was telling him this stuff, which was a bit surprising, but it was good crying at least - relieved, grateful crying. We talked for a while. Helen's been supporting him too, as well as bringing him tea.

Did you know he's a painter? I think that's really cool. He asked if it would be okay if he bought some paints and canvases and stuff and did some painting in his room. He was really worried I'd say no, for some reason - I guess he's had tough landlords in the past or something? Anyway... I told him it was fine, and that it'd be really cool to see his work, and he perked up a bit at that. So that's something to look forward to, at least.

I love you. I'll see you when you get up.

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Love and Luck is written by Erin Kyan, and produced by Passer Vulpes Productions. Kane is voiced by Lee Davis-Thalbourne. Jason is voiced by Erin Kyan. Credits spoken by Roslyn Quin. Recorded by Kermie Breydon.

Lisa Skye is a real queer Melbourne comedian. You can learn more about her on Facebook, at facebook.com/thelisaskye. That's s-k-y-e.

For more information about Love and Luck, check out our website, loveandluckpodcast.com. You can also find us on facebook as Love and Luck Podcast, and follow us on twitter, at @LoveLuckPodcast.

Episode 35 - Tension

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KANE: Hey... the flyers are still up today. Or... they're up again. I'm not sure which one it is.

Victor's stopping by the shops on his way in today and buying me some more flour so I can make extra cupcakes. I'm going to give them out for free today, I think. Oh, I should text him and tell him to get gluten free flour, too.

I... look, I know free cupcakes won't fix this. But... I don't know what else to do. Everyone is whispering instead of speaking normally, and staring at their hands in their laps, and I just... I don't know what else to do. I don't know if there's anything else I can do.

I've been soothing with magic, but... it's exhausting, and I can't seem to make enough of a dent in the depressive cloud over everyone's heads. So I'm just... trying to help keep everyone from falling into despair. Maybe when you're up when can try it together, maybe with both of us it will have a better effect. I don't know.

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JASON: So, I might be a bit tired when I get up tomorrow, or, well, today, because it's currently six o'clock in the morning and I'm only just heading to bed after I leave you this voicemail. I took my boys and we combed the neighbourhood, ripping down posters and pasting up new ones. Nothing inflammatory, don't worry, I know that would just make you anxious. We literally just put up cute drawings of animals and shit like that. So don't worry about that. We're not escalating the situation.

We didn't run into anyone who had a problem with what we were doing, which really is as fortunate for them as it was for us, because I swear, if I run into the pieces of shit posting this bullshit around, I will make them wish they'd never been born. Fucking bigots can go fuck themselves, this is our town and our area and I'll be damned if I let them have any goddamn power over us.

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KANE: Hey... I hope you're sleeping okay. I might let you sleep a little more than usual today, since you were up so... late? Early? Not sure what the right word is in this situation.

People are still tense today, but it seems a little better, and once they settle in here at the bar they start to relax a lot more. There's been some talk of the posters, but it's not been particularly frightened, just sort of... wary. Oh, and a lot of very positive comments on the cute cat pictures floating around the area, hah.

I think we're making a difference, even if it's a small one. I love you. Thank you for doing so much last night. Oh, and I've set up a little tab for your boys for when they come in next too, for helping. It's not much, but it's something.

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KANE: Oh, hey, this is cool - an author who writes some cool queer fiction just came in and asked about stocking her books with us! I said yes, obviously, and I tried to pay her for them but she just refused and said she wanted to donate them to us to support us. Apparently she's done this for Hares & Hyenas too, northside? I argued, but I lost. I'm paying her in coffee instead, at least she agreed to that.

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JASON: Damn, these books Mary left for us to sell are pretty cool. That one called the Devil's Mixtape? I'm loving it. It's pretty dark, but damn, it's really fucking good.

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JASON: I stayed up too late reading. It's 6AM again. Fuck. Don't judge me.

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KANE: [Teasing] Oh, and you call me a nerd? When Mr Party boy was up all night reading young adult fiction?? Your secret's out, nerd, you're as big of a nerd as I am!

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KANE: This is a really good book, though.

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VICTOR: [Stressed] Hey, Kane? It's me, Victor. Look... I'm on my way to the Best of Luck bar because I'm not really sure what else to do.

I was heading to the shops and I heard all this homophobic yelling and shit, and after all those posters lately I just... well, anyway, I went to see what was happening, and these fucking arseholes were kicking this guy on the ground, while shouting awful shit at him. I yelled at them to fuck off and they ran off when they saw me. Fucking cowards were afraid of a witness, I think.

Anyway... this guy, his name is Michael, and he said he really doesn't want to go to a hospital or to the police or anything, because he's a refugee here and he's really afraid he'll get deported or sent to Nauru or something if any kind of authority so much as looks at him. Fucking government... making people afraid like this, what the fuck.

Anyway, he's hurt, but it doesn't seem to be like, life threatening, so I'm bringing him to you, okay? I don't... I don't know where else to take him. He needs to be safe and I just... you can help him, right? I don't know how but... I don't know. See you soon.

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ROSLYN: Love and Luck is written by Erin Kyan, and produced by Passer Vulpes Productions. Kane is voiced by Lee Davis-Thalbourne. Jason is voiced by Erin Kyan. Victor is voiced by Darby Turnbull. Credits spoken by Roslyn Quin. Recorded by Kermie Breydon.

Mary Borsellino is a real Melbourne author, and the Devil's Mixtape is a real book that she wrote. You can check out her website, maryborsellino.com, for information about her and her books. That's m-a-r-y-b-o-r-s-e-l-l-i-n-o.

Hares and Hyenas is a real queer bookshop in Fitzroy, Melbourne. Whether you want a coffee or a glass of wine, a good book or a hot magazine, Hares and Hyenas have you covered. They do live performances too. Basically, Hares and Hyenas is like, the cooler and non fiction big brother to the Best of Luck Bar. Check them out at hares-hyenas.com.au.

For more information about Love and Luck, check out our website, loveandluckpodcast.com. You can also find us on facebook as Love and Luck Podcast, and follow us on twitter, at @LoveLuckPodcast.

Episode 34 - The Posters

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JASON: Oh my god, babe, I just made like, ten new friends and I'm absolutely in love with every single one of them. This group of girls came in for a hens night, right, and the bride to be, she's sober right? So we were the perfect place because we're a dry bar, and yeah, anyway!! She's marrying her girlfriend next week out in the Dandenongs and, man, it sounds like it's going to be a beautiful wedding.

I think I get it now when you were saying how weddings are nice. That girl was like, walking on air tonight, she was so happy. She told me all about her soon to be wife, like, to the degree that if I meet that woman it's going to be super awkward because I know waaaay more about her than she will know about me.

Anyway, we had so much fun, I may have helped the party along a little with some stupid antics and ridiculousness and it went down very well. I really hope those girls come back, I loved them. If you ever leave me I'm going to run away and marry all of those girls, okay? Okay!!

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KANE: [Amused] Hey honey. Glad to see you were still in bed this morning and haven't run off to marry ten girls - although, if you do, you can just keep me on the side, I don't mind the idea of having ten wives-in-law. It would certainly make household chores easier, to share the load with so many people. [Chuckles]

It's been a quiet morning downstairs at the bar today. We've only had, like, three customers, so it's mostly been me and Helen playing cards together to pass the time. Victor will be arriving soon, at least, so I'll have some company then. While he's here I might pop out to buy a few groceries we're a bit low on. Hope you're sleeping well.

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KANE: [Shaken] Hey, it's me. I... I'm freaking out a little right now. Um, I went out to buy a few things and... there's these posters that have been put up around the neighbourhood. Like, really... awful posters. They've got some... really homophobic and violent stuff written on them. I don't... I don't really want to repeat what they say right now. Maybe I'll be able to tell you later.

I'm... I'm okay, I think? I'm kind of fighting off a panic attack, but I think I'm winning. Um, but... I think I'm also going to wake you up for hugs when I get home. I just wanted to call you now, because that, that helps ground me. But... yeah. I think I'll wake you up when I get home.

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JASON: Hey babe. I hope you're sleeping okay. I know those posters freaked you out a lot... I might actually go upstairs and check on you in a bit, if it gets quiet enough down here.

I've been strengthening the wards whenever I have a few minutes to spare, and I think I might try and add some knots to the twine on the door. I know the wards don't stop anything happening outside, but at least we'll be protected in here. It's a start. If the bigots come our way, they won't be able to hurt us or any of our people. We've all got each other's backs. It'll be okay. I love you.

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KANE: Hey. Thank you for taking care of me yesterday. And last night. And again this morning. [Sighs]

I'm really sorry I've been so jumpy since seeing those posters. As much as I love cuddling you, I have to say I really don't like the part where I wake up in a panic. I also don't like waking you up, even though I know it's okay to do. [Sighs]

Well. At least things are good downstairs today. Even if my anxiety hasn't quite gotten the memo yet. But even through the anxiety, the bar feels comfortable and safe.

I love you. See you when you get up.

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KANE: Hey, so... those posters are definitely still around, and I am not the only one who has seen them. A few folks who have come in this morning saw them, and are a bit shaken up.

A couple of your boys are going out to go rip down any they can find, so hopefully that helps ease things around the neighbourhood a bit.

People do seem to calm down quickly once they're settled in here, though. They definitely feel safe here. I feel like our wards are stronger than ever... you've gotten pretty damn good at this, huh? I'm gonna have to step up my game to keep up with you. I'm really glad you've been doing it though. Strengthening things, I mean. Both the general ones and the knotted doorway ones. Thank you.

I feel... I don't know. I have a bad feeling about all of this. Like this is the start of something bad. Maybe that's just the anxiety talking, I don't know.

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JASON: Hey babe. Tensions started rising again a bit as the night's worn on tonight. We've had a few late comers who saw some of the posters - my nelly boys are out to find them and rip them down. I really hope they're ones they missed the first time and we don't have bigots putting them up as fast as we can take them down, that's a bit of a scary thought.

Anyway, I've sort of turned tonight into an impromptu open mic night, to try and get people to express themselves a bit and focus on each other instead of their fear, and it seems to be helping a little. There's some fearful on-the-spot poetry, but there's also been some dirty limericks and at least one workshopped burlesque piece, so I think it'll be okay. People are laughing a bit more again.

I'm trying to magically project some calm around but it's hard without making myself tired, so I'm mainly focusing on distracting people rather than soothing them, you know?

Anyway. I love you. See you tomorrow.

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ROSLYN: Love and Luck is written by Erin Kyan, and produced by Passer Vulpes Productions. Kane is voiced by Lee Davis-Thalbourne. Jason is voiced by Erin Kyan. Credits spoken by Roslyn Quin. Recorded by Kermie Breydon.

For more information about Love and Luck, check out our website, loveandluckpodcast.com. You can also find us on facebook as Love and Luck Podcast, and follow us on twitter, at @LoveLuckPodcast.

Episode 33 - Jason's 30th Birthday

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KANE: Good morning honey. You're still asleep and beautiful. Also, you're not allowed in the office area out back today, something that I will repeat when I see you in person, so you can't just wander in and go "oh no, but I didn't know, I didn't get your message".

Victor and I are spending some time planning your birthday party today. So stay out in the front area of the bar where you can't get into trouble.

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JASON: [Jokingly] I can't believe you shooed me out of my own office and accused me of sneaking! I am an innocent soul who just needed to check some paperwork! And yes, maybe I don't remember exactly which paperwork, and yes, maybe I was being particularly quiet, but to accuse me of stealth? And eavesdropping? Like some kind of spy? I am wounded. My heart is broken that you would even think that I would stoop to such a low, low place as to try and sneakily find out what you're planning for my 30th birthday. Absolutely heartbroken. You've hurt me. Hurt me right in my soul.

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JASON: Kane, I can see you a little bit when I duck into the kitchen. I can see you and Victor talking, I want to know what you're planning! Tell me!

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JASON: You both just started laughing. Was it good laughing or bad laughing? What are you laughing about? Tell me what's so funny, Kane!

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JASON: [Whiny] Kaaaaaane!! Tell me what you're planning!

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JASON: I cannot believe that you and Victor decided to do all this planning in person, with his physical notes, that he takes with him, instead of in texts or emails like normal people, just so I can't find out what you're doing!!

You may be asleep right now, but don't think that I haven't figured you out, mister. You're some kind of sneaky, evil mastermind. Sneaky and evil, I tell you. I cannot believe that I thought you were the mild mannered one in this relationship.

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JASON: Kane, tell me what you're planning for my birthday.

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KANE: Oh my god, you're such a brat. Just wait and see, brat. You'll find out what we're doing for your birthday when your birthday arrives.

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JASON: [Whiny] But I wanna know nowwwww!!!

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JASON: Did I ever tell you that I love you more than anything else? In the whole word? And also that I think you're the most generous and kind person I've ever met? And also, I know that you love me more than anything else in the world.

And that's why you should tell me what you're planning for my birthday.

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JASON: Kane, tell me!!

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KANE: I'm not telling you. But I promise that you'll like it.

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MIRA: Hey Papa Bear, it's Mira. We've been working really hard on the cake for Jason's birthday - or, well, cakes plural, I guess. The edible one and the cardboard one. Both of them are going really well, and will be all ready in plenty of time. See you Saturday!

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VICTOR: Hey Papa Bear, Victor here reporting in! All the performers are confirmed for Saturday. I had to jiggle the lineup a bit, but it's still a really good bunch of people, and Jason has seen all of them as some point and liked them, so that part of things is all done and ready! It's going to be a great night!

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VICTOR: Hey Papa Bear, I've just had a bunch of last minute RSVPs trickle in. We're still below capacity, thankfully, but only just. Good thing Jason likes crowds.

Also, I picked up the chocolate fountain today, and confirmed the photo booth hire with my mate, and I've still got time to go pick up an inflatable kiddie pool if you still wanna do the lube wrestling. Just let me know.

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HELEN: Hi Papa Bear, it's Helen. I just finished the last decoration, so they're all ready to go! I'll put them up tomorrow morning while Jason's still asleep.

Oh, and Jason's been barred from my room all night so I could finish up, so don't worry, he hasn't seen any of them.

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JASON: It's 12:01am, which means it's officially my birthday now, and you are, once again, cruel and evil for making me go to sleep tonight and not get any birthday things until I wake up tomorrow, which is technically still today.

[laughs] I can't even keep up the fake wounded thing right now. I love you. I'm so happy to be with you. Honestly, this life we've built together is the best gift I could have gotten, anyway. And yeah, I know that's cheesy, but whatever, it's true. You're the best. You're the best of luck in the Best of Luck Bar. I'm really looking forward to tomorrow. Or... today. Whatever.

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KANE: [sings] For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow! And so say all of us! [Stops singing] Or, well, just me I suppose. All of us will say so later on today.

[Chuckles] It's officially your birthday now, particularly since you went to bed like a good boy. When you wake up you'll find a present for you on the bed in my spot. I hope you like it! Happy birthday!

I love you so, so much, and I'm really excited to throw you your party tonight. I know you're going to love it.

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JASON: Well, it's 5am, and the last of the partiers are crashing on the floor downstairs, and I am just outside to get some fresh air and leave you a voicemail before I go back in and head up to bed and cuddle up to you.

This has been the best birthday I have ever had. Everything was perfect. I had so much fun, and and everyone else seemed to have so much fun too, and... god, this really was just... just perfect. Thank you. Thank you for this birthday, thank you for this bar, thank you for your love, thank you for this life. I am so happy to be with you. I love you so much.

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JASON: Oh, one more thing - you jumping out of a cardboard cake for me was great, but it also lead to my one criticism for the evening. The fact there was no frosting to lick off you was a dire disappointment to me. So we will have to fix that next time.

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ROSLYN: Love and Luck is written by Erin Kyan, and produced by Passer Vulpes Productions. Kane is voiced by Lee Davis-Thalbourne. Jason is voiced by Erin Kyan. Victor is voiced by Darby Turnbull. Mira is voiced by Tahlia Celenn. Helen is voiced by Yuki Izumi. Credits spoken by Roslyn Quin. Recorded by Kermie Breydon.

For more information about Love and Luck, check out our website, loveandluckpodcast.com. You can also find us on facebook as Love and Luck Podcast, and follow us on twitter, at @LoveLuckPodcast.

Episode 32 - Helen

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KANE: Hey honey, just letting you know that Helen's here. I've set her up in the lounge for now since the spare rooms are still a day or two away from being ready. She only has, like, a backpack worth of stuff, so I've told her I'll buy her a few things at some point. Which reminds me, I'm probably heading out to look at beds today for the new rooms, so if I'm not here when you get up, that's probably where I am. Victor's going to be here this arvo though, so it's all good.

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KANE: [Quietly] Holy shit, Jason. Beds are fucking expensive!! I'm at the store now and I've been looking at these things, and like, fuck! I think I might just come home and scour gumtree for freebies or something. Yikes.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

KANE: So, uh, I think I just did magic by accident. I was looking over the doonas and pillows and stuff before I headed out, thinking about how expensive it all was and how I could really use a break, right? Well... I think I threw that feeling a little harder than intended, because the sales lady came over and chatted with me for a bit, and told me I could pretty much take anything in the section I was looking at for like, 80% off. Then on top of that, she gave me a bunch of freebies that were just slightly off or whatever so they couldn't be sold full price and were probably going to be turfed for like a buck or two anyway.

So, uh... yeah. Now I've got a huge trolley full of manchester that I paid barely any money for. So... I guess I'll get home... somehow. I mean, I won't be able to fit all this on a tram. So I guess I'll get an uber or something.

Well, anyway! We're set for blankets and pillows now, at least!

[Hangup]

[Beep]

[Drill sounds in background]

KANE: Okay, so you're still not up yet, which, good job on that since Bruce isn't exactly using a silent drill on our walls right now.

Anyway... I did another magic, again, kind of accidentally. I was chatting with my uber driver on the way home about the new rooms and why I was bringing home mountains of manchester, and told her about how beds are fucking expensive, right? While I was telling her that, I was feeling kind of frustrated - like all I want are some decent beds for crashers, you know, why is that so difficult? I was idly dreaming about stumbling across some beds on the side of the road or something while I chatted to her about it.

And I guess I threw it a bit, or maybe it was just genuine luck, because it turns out she actually has two spare beds that she's been planning to get rid of for a while, but hasn't gotten around to yet. She gave me her number and said that I can have them for free if I come pick them up in the next couple of days.

So... mountain of manchester for basically no money, and beds where the only expense is getting them from there to here. Pretty good, although I wish I'd been a little more deliberate with the magic. Because I am pretty sure it was magic.

Maybe this is a side effect from our practise? We're becoming more accustomed to using it, and our magic muscles are more exercised, so it becomes sort of... automatic? That's... mildly concerning, I don't like the idea of not being fully in control of it. But it's not like this stuff has been harmful, or changing anything, it's just been... well, lucky.

Anyway. I love you, and I'll see you when you get up.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

JASON: Hey babe, I hope you're sleeping well. Bruce only just headed home - I think he's happy to be nearly done with our renovations and enjoyed getting to hang out for a while, heh.

I was chatting with him about the beds and he said he'd be happy to help us pick them up, no charge. He'll be back tomorrow anyway, so he'll chat with you about it then. I said we could throw a few bucks his way for it, but he refused - said we're doing good stuff and he's happy to help out. He's glad to know that if something happened to him or his ex wife, there's at least once place his kid can go where they'd be be welcome and not forced back into the closet. I suspect we will be meeting said kid at some point in future, hah.

It probably doesn't hurt that he has a soft spot for Helen, too. Although, I say that as if we don't all have a soft spot for Helen already.

Love you, see you tomorrow.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

KANE: Hey honey, we called the uber lady and Bruce is here, so we're actually going to go pick up the beds, like, now. Not sure how long it will take us, but if you're up before we get back, that's why we haven't moved Helen into her room yet - we're about to bring back some stuff that we're going to shove into it first.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

JASON: Hey, so I made an offhand comment to Helen about the incoming beds and how nice it will be that she'll have her own bed and room by tonight, and she had a little freakout about it. Not like, something we need to change anything for or anything, she's just... [Sighs] She's got some awful self esteem.

She kept saying that she'd be bringing bad luck on the bar or something by being here. I tell you, I really wanted to tell her that luck wasn't exactly something we ever had to worry about but... I don't think we're in any position to tell anyone else about our magic stuff yet. We'd just sound like nutcases.

I think she's been through a much rougher time in the last couple of years than she's let on to us. I told her that we'd look after her and it was okay that she's here, and I mean, she seemed to accept it, but she kept apologising and I just... fuck, you know? I hate that she feels so insecure about this. I wish I could do more to make her feel more comfortable here.

I soothed her a bit... magically, because, fuck, I am not nearly as good at comforting people naturally like you are. She's calmed down now, but I think maybe you should talk to her when you get home. You're a lot better at this than I am.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

JASON: Hey gorgeous. It's 2am and it's dead quiet downstairs, especially since Helen's all moved into her new room.

I keep going to say you're magical in the way that you comfort people but, well... [chuckles]. I mean, you're good at it even outside of magic. She really seemed a lot more upbeat about stuff when she went to bed tonight. I hope we can make her feel safer as time goes by, too. I think some stability will go a long way for her.

And... I think stability is something we can and will be offering her, actually. I feel like she might be with us for the long haul, you know? I don't have anything real to base that on other than a feeling but... I don't know. Having her here feels different from when we had Victor, or Sarah or Mira.

Anyway. I love you, you're perfect and beautiful, and I'll see you tomorrow.

[Hangup]

[Music]

ROSLYN: Love and Luck is written by Erin Kyan, and produced by Passer Vulpes Productions. Kane is voiced by Lee Davis-Thalbourne. Jason is voiced by Erin Kyan. Credits spoken by Roslyn Quin. Recorded by Kermie Breydon.

For more information about Love and Luck, check out our website, loveandluckpodcast.com. You can also find us on facebook as Love and Luck Podcast, and follow us on twitter, at @LoveLuckPodcast.

Episode 31 - Mini Episode 3

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ROSLYN: You've reached the Love and Luck Podcast.

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[Hangup]

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KANE: Hey honey, I hope you're enjoying your sleep in, especially since I suspect it's going to be one of your last truly good ones for a while, since Bruce starts on our renovations tomorrow. I promise I'll make you a lot of very good and very strong coffee. I love you.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

MIRA: Hey guys, it's Mira. Sarah and I just wanted to thank you again. For looking after us, and for helping us find our own place. We can never repay you fully for everything you've done for us, but if you ever need us, you just call. We'll make sure to bring as many people to the bar as possible, maybe help you run any ongoing events you might want to have? Anything we can do for you, we'll do it.

We're a little sad to be leaving before the renovations are done, but hey, in a way that's kind of good - end of this chapter, you know? You're going to be in a much better position to help any more people like us that might show up in the future. And I think they will - you're both too good, and the Best of Luck Bar is too good, for that not to happen. Besides, we'd kind of gotten used to the sofa bed, and I think it's better that the next bed we get used to is the one in our own room, rather than your spare.

We love you guys, and we'll be back frequently, so don't think that this is goodbye.

And thank you again. Thank you so, so much.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

VICTOR: Uh, hey guys, it's Victor. And, okay, so apparently I dialled the wrong contact in my phone, because I meant to call Kane, not the front bar phone. Well, anyway, when you've got a few minutes, Papa Bear, give me a call yeah? I've got some thoughts about Jason's 30th birthday party that I want to share with you.

Oh, and Jason? Don't even think about calling from Kane's phone, I'll know it's you. Remember that you were the one that wanted the details of your birthday party to be a surprise. It's too late to change your mind on that now.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

HELEN: [Nervously] Um... hi. My name is Helen. My friend Sarah from the trans support group I'm a member of told me about you. She... she said that you sometimes help people out who need it? I... I've been homeless for a while, and I don't know what to do. I figured... it couldn't hurt to give you a call. Um... I don't really know what else to say. Give me a call back, I guess, if you can help? My number is 0491 570 157. Thanks.

[Hangup]

[Music]

ROSLYN: Love and Luck is written by Erin Kyan, and produced by Passer Vulpes Productions. Kane is voiced by Lee Davis-Thalbourne. Mira is voiced by Tahlia Celenn. Victor is voiced by Darby Turnbull. Helen is voiced by Yuki Izumi. Credits spoken by Roslyn Quin. Recorded by Kermie Breydon.

For more information about Love and Luck, check out our website, loveandluckpodcast.com. You can also find us on facebook as Love and Luck Podcast, and follow us on twitter, at @LoveLuckPodcast.

Episode 30 - Bruce

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ROSLYN: You've reached the Love and Luck Podcast.

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[Hangup]

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KANE: Hey honey, so, remember how we were thinking of remodelling upstairs so we had a couple of spare rooms? I know we said we'd revisit the idea later when we had enough money, but I was thinking... I know we have a bit of money saved up, but we also have magic. And I mean... I know I'm the one who's always on his soap box about how we shouldn't use our magic for our own personal gain and all that shit but... fuck, I'd just really like to be able to give Sarah and Mira their own room instead of them just camping in our living room, you know? I don't know, I just... I don't feel like it's for our benefit, you know? It's for them.

Anyway... I don't really know, like... what we could do to find that extra money somewhere, but I'm sure we'll think of something. We'll talk about it when you get home.

I miss you and I'm really looking forward to having you home again. I hope the train home isn't too terrible, or that you're able to sleep through it if it is. Love you.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

JASON: Hey babe! I'm on the tram on my way home from Southern Cross now, so I should see you in, like, half an hour or so if the traffic is good. God, Melbourne always feels like a big hug after being in the country, even if I was only gone for like, a day and a night.

Anyway - that's a good idea on the remodelling and, uh, I may have already gotten started on it. After I listened to your voicemail, I threw some feelings around and ended up making friends with this guy on the train on the way home.

His name is Bruce and he's a construction tradie, which, I know right? Anyway, Bruce and I were talking about the Best of Luck Bar, and he thinks it sounds like a great place and is going to come check it out tonight, probably, after he's had dinner with his kid, who is trans by the way, which is why he was so keen to hear about the bar. He gave me his card and said if we ever need construction work done, he might be able to swing us a good deal.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

KANE: Okay, so, I was thinking more... actually, I don't know what I was thinking more, but I know that it wasn't "let's brainwash someone into giving us a discount". You know how I feel about that sort of thing!

[Sighs] Wow, okay, I'm sorry. That was a huge overreaction. I know you didn't do that, I just... I don't know. I don't want to get too casual about this stuff.

It's good he's going to come around to see us. We can certainly ask him about mates rates or whatever, without magic. That, I certainly have no trouble with. And I mean... you could have just bumped into him and gotten talking without magic, so I have to remember that too. By our own rules, it's fine. I'm sorry for being a dick.

Anyway... we'll talk about it when you get home. Love you. Sorry.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

JASON: Hey babe. It kind of sucked having to come back downstairs again after you went to bed, but at least I got a few cuddles in before duty calls. It's so fucking good to be home.

I'm glad you're feeling better about Bruce now that you've met him. I told you he was a good guy. No magic required to gain his assistance! Just a good guy trying to do good, that I magicked my way into meeting.

It is pretty lucky is that he can start next week though - I wasn't expecting that, and no magic required on that one either.

I love you. And once again, it's okay that you got a bit upset today - like I've said before, you're the moral compass. I'll see you tomorrow. I hope you sleep well.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

KANE: Hey honey. I do feel a lot better today, and I really do like Bruce. He really does seem like a good person, and I'm glad he's as excited about helping us as we are about improving the situation for our crashers.

And... I know you said it was okay, and I know I already apologised yesterday, but I just want to do it again. I'm really sorry for snapping yesterday. I know we talked through it, but I'm still sorry.

I just... I don't want to take advantage of people, you know? I mean... I know you don't want that either, but that's my point, I think that people usually don't intend to do anything bad but things just edge along until it's happening by accident. I'm just... I'm just scared that that's what will happen, that's all.

[Sighs] Sorry. I know I worry about this a lot. Probably too much. I love you. See you when you get up.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

JASON: Hey, so, I just woke up and listened to your voicemail, and I know I'm about to go downstairs and see you anyway, but I wanted to leave you this message instead of just talking about it in person. Because this is really important, and I want to be, like, really clear about it. So I'll tell you this in person, and then when you check your voicemail next, you'll hear it again.

I like that you worry about the ethics of all this stuff. It's one of the reasons I feel safe exploring this magic nonsense with you. You're a really kind and thoughtful person, and you worry about this stuff before it becomes a problem. That's good.

You're a really good person, and you make me a better person, and I wouldn't change any of that. I might soothe some of that anxiety, but the worrying part, the part where you're keeping an eye on us and how we use this power? I wouldn't change that. That's part of what makes you someone trustworthy.

I love you, Kane. Worries and all.

[Hangup]

[Music]

ROSLYN: Love and Luck is written by Erin Kyan, and produced by Passer Vulpes Productions. Kane is voiced by Lee Davis-Thalbourne. Jason is voiced by Erin Kyan. Credits spoken by Roslyn Quin. Additional sound effects supplied by Kyle Evans. Recorded by Kermie Breydon.

For more information about Love and Luck, check out our website, loveandluckpodcast.com. You can also find us on facebook as Love and Luck Podcast, and follow us on twitter, at @LoveLuckPodcast.

Episode 29 - Engagement Party

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ROSLYN: You've reached the Love and Luck Podcast.

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[Hangup]

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JASON: [Groans] I miss you. I don't want to go to the stupid country, I want to stay home and hang out in our bar with you.

I wish I could have at least brought you with me! Although then the bar wouldn't have been able to stay open... [Sighs]

This train smells weird and I don't wanna be here. I miss you. Can I come home now?

[Hangup]

[Beep]

KANE: I miss you too, honey, and I would love for you to come home but I think your sister might be a bit upset if you missed her engagement party.

The bar doesn't feel the same without you, but things are pretty good here. Sarah and Mira are helping out a lot, as much as I tell them they don't have to. They've been befriending a lot of customers too, which is really good actually because I think they're turning some occasionals into regulars. At least two people who've come in today said they came back because Sarah or Mira was so nice to them the last time they were here.

Also, the Papa Bear thing is starting to catch on big time, so don't be surprised if you come home and I've forgotten my real name, okay?

[Hangup]

[Beep]

JASON: Aw, don't worry Papa Bear, I'm sure I can get used to calling you that instead of Kane.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

KANE: [Amused] Hmph, not quite what I was aiming for. I should get the kids to come up with a name for you too so I can at least fight back.

Hope the party is going well. If I remember the invitation correctly, it should have started about an hour ago at the time of me leaving this message. Good luck!

[Hangup]

[Beep]

JASON: Kane, rescue me. People are so incredibly straight here. I've had at least three people look scandalized when I said I have a boyfriend, and at least two women titter about it like I'm doing something naughty just by being in a relationship. Ugh. At this point I'm just drinking free booze and waiting for my suffering to end.

Oh good, speeches are about to start. At least now people will focus on that instead of trying to talk to me.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

KANE: Oof honey, that sounds rough. I hope the speeches weren't too painful and the straight people stopped being weird around you. They better get over that thoroughly though, because I sure as shit am not missing your sister's wedding. I love weddings. And I love you.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

JASON: You like weddings??? Seriously???

Weddings are a... outdated, sexist, heteronormative tool of the patriarchy! What the hell is there to like about them???

[Hangup]

[Beep]

KANE: I mean, yeah, weddings are definitely outdated, sexist, heteronormative tools of the patriarchy. But also, they're pretty. Everyone is dressed up and happy, and there's good food, and people are in love, and it's a celebration of friends and family and community... I don't know, I think there's a lot to love about weddings. Even if they are, y'know, all the other stuff as well.

Oh shit, big group of customers just came in. See you.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

JASON: [Anxiously] So, uh... hey. Does this mean that like... marriage is a thing you're into? Like... is that a... thing, long term? Is it like... I mean... do you want to get married someday? Is that... do you want that?

[Hangup]

[Beep]

JASON: [Freaked out] I mean, I'm not saying I wouldn't marry you if you wanted?? But like... you know, it kind of freaks me out a lot, and... I don't know, I mean, if it's important to you, I guess we can talk about it, or something? I mean... I really am kind of against it, in general, on principle, or whatever... but like... I mean, if you really wanted to get married, I guess I'm okay with discussing that? I think? I guess? Fuck.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

KANE: Oh my god Jason, okay, no. No... that was... that was definitely not what I was trying to say. I like other people's weddings. I like attending weddings. I definitely do not want to get married. That's... yeah, no, that's not what I meant at all. That's not something I want. You can breathe easy on that front.

Like... I could imagine us doing it if we needed some kind of legal... whatever? But de facto couples get, like, almost all the same rights anyway, and... yeah, no. No, marriage is not something I'm chasing, don't worry.

I mean, it'd be kinda cool to have the big party, though. We already have a good reception place... Hey, should we advertise as a small reception venue for queer weddings and commitment ceremonies and stuff? That seems like something we should probably consider doing, huh.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

JASON: [Relieved] Oh my god, I have never been so relieved to receive a voicemail before. Like just... oh my god. My blood pressure is returning to normal, I can feel it. I love you, thank you for not wanting to get married.

I actually would have picked up if I'd noticed you calling this time, I was so anxious about the whole marriage question thing, but we did a maccas run before heading home for the night and I was in a very serious discussion about nutella donuts with my sister's fiance at that point. So, you know. I had my priorities right, obviously.

Anyway. That's a good idea about the queer wedding receptions. And I mean... don't get me wrong, just because I have... opinions about the institution of marriage doesn't mean that I have a problem with people doing something that makes them happy. I'm all for fancy cakes and pretty clothes and making out in front of all your friends.

[Sighs] I should head to bed. I have to be up at fucking sparrow's fart tomorrow to catch the train home. I love you. I can't wait to be back in our little queer bubble.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

KANE: Looking forward to having you home, honey. I hope you sleep well. Love you.

[Hangup]

[Music]

ROSLYN: Love and Luck is written by Erin Kyan, and produced by Passer Vulpes Productions. Kane is voiced by Lee Davis-Thalbourne. Jason is voiced by Erin Kyan. Credits spoken by Roslyn Quin. Recorded by Kermie Breydon.

For more information about Love and Luck, check out our website, loveandluckpodcast.com. You can also find us on facebook as Love and Luck Podcast, and follow us on twitter, at @LoveLuckPodcast.

Episode 28 - Mini Episode 1

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[Pickup]

ROSLYN: You've reached the Love and Luck Podcast.

[Music]

[Beep]

[Hangup]

[Beep]

VICTOR: Hi Jason, it's Victor. Guess what? One of the share houses I looked at has offered me the room! I can move in tomorrow!!

I wanted to tell you as soon as I could, and Kane said that since you're sleeping, I should call you and leave you a message, since your phone is always on silent for calls, and you always check your voicemails as soon as you wake up. Which is totally weird, by the way, who still uses voicemails?

Anyway... I just wanted to say thank you again. For everything. I've already thanked Papa Bear in person, so... yeah.

Thank you. When I came to you I wasn't sure I'd survive the month, let alone have my life get any better. You gave me somewhere to sleep, you gave me a job, and you protected me from my Dad... and you've become my dearest friends.

My life is like... really good now, and I feel really optimistic all the time. That's... I never thought my life would feel that way, especially after what happened with my parents. You guys really saved me, in more ways than one. Thank you. Thank you so much.

I'll see you at work tomorrow.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

VICTOR: Hey Kane, it's Victor. I'm calling you instead of Jason because it's like, 1am, and I know you'll be asleep, and I know you guys are really into this voicemail thing, which, again, is super weird. But it's nice you've got a thing. Everyone needs some kind of thing. Anyway. I thought I'd leave you a message since I know you guys like that, is my point.

I'm about to go to sleep, and then I realized, this is the first night I've slept somewhere other than the Best of Luck Bar since I got kicked out of home. And... it's my room. My own room, in my own sharehouse, with people I like and who accept me, all of me. And, okay, the house isn't great itself, but that's what you get on a part time income, and hey, it's secure and there's no vines growing through the walls, so I'm calling that a win.

Then tomorrow, I get to wake up and go to a job that I like, with people that I love.

I just... I can't thank you enough for everything. You guys have helped me so much, and you mean so much to me. I'm going to miss late night hangouts and conversations with Jason, and I'm going to miss late breakfasts with you, but it's not like I'll never see you again. Hey, I'll be right back there again tomorrow for work.

But I just... I wanted you to know, that you've made such a difference for me. Thank you for everything, Papa Bear. See you tomorrow.

[Hangup]

[Music]

ROSLYN: Love and Luck is written by Erin Kyan, and produced by Passer Vulpes Productions. Victor is voiced by Darby Turnbull. Credits spoken by Roslyn Quinn. Recorded by Kermie Breydon.

For more information about Love and Luck, check out our website, loveandluckpodcast.com. You can also find us on facebook as Love and Luck Podcast, and follow us on twitter, at @LoveLuckPodcast.

Episode 27 - Sarah and Mira

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ROSLYN: You've reached the Love and Luck Podcast.

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[Hangup]

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JASON: Hey babe, hope you're sleeping well. It's about 2am right now and Victor just headed to bed. I've been thinking, we should consider officially giving him a part time job here. He's already basically doing part time work for us and what he's doing is worth vastly more than crashing on our couch, you know what I mean? I know he does it because he wants to, but still... I don't want to exploit him, you know? What am I talking about, of course you know. You're the moral compass in this relationship. I would be honestly shocked if you hadn't already been thinking this same thing yourself.

Our money's not in bad shape at the moment, so we can certainly consider it. I know we're not like, rolling in it or anything, and I know we weren't planning to hire anyone for the first year or two but... well, it would be nice to have a couple of hours during the day for us when we're both awake, and I think it'd help him out a lot too. It's not like the job market's flush with opportunities right now.

Anyway... we'll talk about it tomorrow I guess. Love you.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

KANE: Hey, you beat me to it! I was actually going to bring up the whole "hiring Victor officially" thing with you today sometime. So yeah, I agree, we should give him a job.

Things are good down here this morning. We've got a nice older group here having tea and knitting and such. I think we've accidentally become a stitch and bitch venue. I'm okay with that.

Love you, see you when you get up.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

JASON: [Laughing] Oh my god, babe, the good shit happens when you head out for a few minutes. Some of the kids in here just named you "Papa Bear" because you're always dadding at them. There was eye rolling and everything, it was amazing.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

JASON: [Laughing] Victor just called you Papa Bear in passing as well. I think that's your name now, Papa Bear.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

KANE: [Sleepy] Hey. I know I normally wait until the morning to leave you a message, but, well, I'm still awake at least for the next few minutes, and I'm all curled up in bed, and I can hear the bar downstairs, and it makes me really happy. So here's a pre-sleep message.

You know, I kind of like the Papa Bear thing. There are definitely worse things they could call me. And it's... I don't know, it's kind of nice, really. I mean, nicknames like that aren't exactly given to people that aren't liked, you know?

I think we're making a difference here... maybe it's not much, but... I mean, it's certainly a difference to Victor if nothing else. And it's not like we've had no business since we opened. We've got regulars already, and we've only been open for what, a few weeks?

Anyway... I'm going to go to sleep now. I love you so much. See you tomorrow.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

JASON: You know, if you're Papa Bear, what does that make me? That's the real question we should be asking ourselves. Or asking the kids, I suppose. Hmm. Tough questions to put to today's youth.

I love you. See you tomorrow.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

JASON: Hey, so, just a head's up. This young lesbian couple came in and begged to sleep on our floor for the night. Apparently they've been couch surfing for a while and they've sort of run out of couches. They heard about us through one of Victor's friends who knew he was staying with us. Their names are Sarah and Mira - Sarah's the tall one, and Mira's the one with glasses.

I've set them up in our lounge area at the back of the bar, so yeah. Don't freak out when you go downstairs tomorrow and there's a couple of women already down there.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

KANE: Hey, it's me. I just met Sarah and Mira - good kids, bad situation. Fortunately it sounds like none of the fuckheads they were dealing with knows they're here, so we shouldn't have any more bigots coming our way any time soon. Although even if they did, I think between our wards and us we could probably handle it, but let's not find out.

I've fed them some breakfast, and Victor's chatting with them and cheering them up. Sarah's been trying to change her name but obviously when you're homeless money isn't easy to come by, so I told her I'd cover it for her and take her into Births, Deaths & Marriages tomorrow to get it done. I know it's a bit expensive but, fuck, name changes are pretty fucking important for us trans folks, you know?

Anyway, all's good here. See you when you get up.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

JASON: Hey babe. Everyone's tucked in for the night and I'm just hanging out downstairs till closing time, and then I'm going to come crawl into bed with you and take my rightful place in the small of your back.

I love you. I know I tell you that, like, every day but it still never feels like enough.

[Hangup]

[Beep]

KANE: Hey Jason, just reminding you that I'm going with Sarah to Births, Deaths & Marriages today to submit her name change forms and such. Victor's watching the place while I'm gone, and Mira refuses to relax and insists on helping so she's cleaning our toilets. I didn't ask her to do that, by the way. She pretty much just demanded to know where the cleaning supplies were and then got to it. I appreciate it, but jeez, I don't want her to feel like she has to do that, you know?

Anyway, Saint Miras aside, See you when we get back or when you get up, whichever way it works out.

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JASON: Hey. Quiet night tonight again. Been chatting with Victor - he's looking around for sharehouses at the moment. Since we're paying him now he can actually do that, and he's pretty excited. I'll be sad to see him go, honestly, but... well, it will at least mean we can move the girls upstairs so they don't have to sleep in our lounge area and can actually have the sofa bed for a change.

And, on that note... I've been thinking. If taking in folks that need it seems to be becoming our MO, we might want to consider remodelling upstairs a little bit. We can easily make room for at least one guest room I reckon, maybe two if we're happy to drop the living room entirely, which, like, personally I'm fine with since we spend most of our time downstairs in the bar anyway. Hell, we've got that extra weird space between the kitchen and the bedroom that we've, like, joked about being a study, too, that we could probably use as another guest room.

Anyway. Just something to think about. Love you.

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KANE: Good morning, honey. You know, I've been thinking the same thing, about remodelling. We'll talk about it when you get up today.

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ROSLYN: Love and Luck is written by Erin Kyan, and produced by Passer Vulpes Productions. Kane is voiced by Lee Davis-Thalbourne. Jason is voiced by Erin Kyan. Credits spoken by Roslyn Quin. Recorded by Kermie Breydon.

For more information about Love and Luck, check out our website, loveandluckpodcast.com. You can also find us on facebook as Love and Luck Podcast, and follow us on twitter, at @LoveLuckPodcast.

Episode 26 - Wards

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JASON: Hey babe. You're asleep, and Victor's asleep, and I probably should be trying to get to sleep, but I'm all wired and can't relax.

Considering I am really wired though, I might play around with magic and see if I can get some kind of ward thing up and running like we talked about. I don't... really know how I'll do that. But I'll experiment. Most of our magic is done with a sort of... throwing our intentions and feelings around, right? So maybe it's as simple as throwing around intentions of protection and feelings of safety? But... I guess I'll have to try rooting them to the location somehow? Man, I don't know.

Anyway. I'll go play with it and see what I can do. Love you.

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KANE: Hey... so, whatever you did with the wards? I think they worked. The bar felt really different when I came downstairs today. Safer. Warmer. Tighter, as weird as that sounds. Kind of like something was wrapped around it.

Victor noticed it, too. He said that he doesn't feel as afraid today as he did yesterday. He's also been smiling more easily today, and his body language is a bit more relaxed.

When you get up, you'll have to tell me what you did. I bet we can strengthen it even more together.

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JASON: Hey, I miss you. It's another quiet night tonight. Not because there's a lack of people here - there's a few, actually, but there's not much for me to do for them. People are just hanging out. It's really nice, actually.

Victor's doing a lot better tonight, too. He's been chatting with customers and often tidying things up before I can get to it - again, not leaving me much to do. He's a good kid, though. I don't mind so much. It seems to cheer him up to be helpful, as well.

Those wards are definitely doing something good. People's shoulders seem to drop tension the moment they come inside now. Victor's smiling easily. Things feel like they're lightening up.

Hope you're sleeping well, babe. I love you.

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KANE: So, annoyingly, three of our nice vintage teapots broke this morning. You know, the ones we used for group tea serves? So I'm going to have to go out and buy more considering that's a popular order. I could just order some to be delivered to us but... we're down to only one group teapot, which, honestly is not going to be enough to see us through the day let alone the week.

Victor's going to watch the bar while you sleep and I do a quick op shop or failing that a kmart run. I should be back by the time you get up. Love you.

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JASON: Hey, just got a great booking for next month - a zine fair!! Should be a lot of fun to have something like that southside for a change.

Also, I'm really glad you bought those extra teapots, because literally all of them are in use at the moment. Who'd have thought tea would be so popular? Especially that fruity one you ordered from Tasmania, that's a big seller. Thought you'd be pleased to know that.

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KANE: So, I think I found another way to strengthen the wards this morning, maybe. I remembered when I was a kid, that Mumma used to tie decorative knots in cord and hang them off the back of doorknobs, and she told me it was to keep the room or the house safe.

So I thought... maybe there was something to that? So I did a chain of knots on a bit of twine. Nothing fancy, but I figure... the magic probably doesn't mind if it's not complex macrame, right? It's just a physical thing representing something ethereal, so like... it probably doesn't matter if it's not super pretty or whatever. So I was trying to like... put all those feelings of safety and protection into each knot.

Then when I was done, I hung that on the inside doorknob of the bar. I guess we'll see later if it made much of a difference... this preventative magic stuff is a bit like art or something, huh? You kinda have to sleep on it to get any perspective on whether or not it worked out well.

Anyway. I love you. See you when you get up.

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JASON: Hey, I think your knotted string is being pretty damn effective - lots of people tonight are telling me how welcome and happy they feel here. Like... almost everyone who's come in has said that. I know you heard that from a fair few customers today as well, so... yeah. Good job, string witch boyfriend!

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JASON: There are some amazing drag queens holding an impromptu makeup workshop in our bar right now. I love our bar, I love our community, I love us. This is literally my favourite place on earth.

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KANE: I can't believe you didn't wake me for the drag queen makeup workshop. So cruel!! I could have been getting covered in glitter instead of snoring away in bed!! Next time, definitely wake me if there's drag awesomeness happening downstairs, okay?

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KANE: Hey, so... Victor's Dad came back this morning. But he didn't come inside. He stood outside the bar- we could see him through the window. He just stared at the bar for ages, like he wanted to come in but couldn't bring himself to do it.

I thought he'd go away after a few minutes, but he didn't. And I was thinking... well, we made our wards to protect the bar and the people in it, but they aren't designed to send people who wish us harm away or anything. Just because he couldn't come in, didn't mean he was motivated to leave.

So I just... prodded, a little. Magically, I mean. Encouraged him to let this go and leave. And... he did. He just walked away.

Victor's still a little shaken up by it even though his Dad didn't come inside, which is understandable. But he says he feels safe here, so that's good.

I think we should try and tweak the wards to send away bad intentions as much as keep them out, but other than that... we did it. We protected our turf and our people. And we did it without any harm coming to anyone.

Victor's Dad might come back, but I feel pretty sure that he won't be able to come after Victor any more. I think... I think we're all going to be okay.

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ROSLYN: Love and Luck is written by Erin Kyan, and produced by Passer Vulpes Productions. Kane is voiced by Lee Davis-Thalbourne. Jason is voiced by Erin Kyan. Credits spoken by Roslyn Quin. Recorded by Kermie Breydon.

For more information about Love and Luck, check out our website, loveandluckpodcast.com. You can also find us on facebook as Love and Luck Podcast, and follow us on twitter, at @LoveLuckPodcast.

Episode 25 - Victor's Dad

ROSLYN: This episode of Love and Luck contains references to homophobic abuse. Nothing graphic, but please, take care of yourself.

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KANE: [Amused] Oh my god sleeping beauty, did you seriously write "I heart your butt" on our fridge? You massive fucking dork. Also, you know that won't rub off, right? Fridges aren't whiteboards, mate. So I hope you're happy, we have a butt fridge now. We're the butt fridge guys.

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KANE: Hey... it's really quiet, we haven't had any customers yet today. Victor and I have been playing Cat Tube Famous to pass the time. I am very bad at that game, I don't think I won a single round.

[Sighs] Anyway. Just wanted to tell you I love you, and I'm fucking bored. See you when you get up.

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KANE: [Shaken] Hey Jason... so, I'm still a little freaked out, but before I get to that, I should start with the fact that I'm fine, Victor's fine, the bar is fine, we're all fine. We're a bit shaken up, but other than that... we're fine.

We had a little situation downstairs. Victor's Dad came here. Apparently he saw our website open on the computer Victor used before he got kicked out or something. He yelled a lot of homophobic bullshit at us, but didn't do anything more than that, because when he started at it I began trying to get him to leave.

At first I tried the usual mundane methods, but he just kept getting angrier and louder, so I tried to sort of... magically coax him to leave. Tried to get him to calm down, and increase the likelihood of him leaving at the same time. It was... tiring, actually. I've never tried to use both types of magic at the same time like that before. Apparently that's a pretty draining thing to do.

But it worked, and he left. But it was still scary, to be honest. Victor's upstairs in the living room having some tea, and I'm... well, I'm calling you. Because when I get anxious these days I tend to think of you for comfort first. I know I could go wake you up, but... there's no reason to, really. The situation is dealt with, I'm just still feeling a little bit anxious about it. So... hence the voicemail.

Anyway. We'll probably talk about this in person before you even listen to this message, but it soothes me to leave it.

I think I might go have some tea with Victor myself.

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JASON: [Simmering] So I know that when we talked today we were all, "let's take the high road" and all that shit, buuuuut... about that.

Victor's Dad came back again tonight, a little while after you went to bed. He was shouting bullshit and throwing a lot of ‘better off dead than queer' shit at Victor and I just wasn't going to fucking take that, you know?

So forget calmly getting him to leave. I mean, don't get me wrong, I told him to leave politely and shit first, but he responded with more vitriol, so fuck him. I used magic to make him lose his balance and made him fall on his fucking face. Then I grabbed him by his fucking hair and threw him out of the bar, told him to fuck off for good. He was shouting a lot of shit at me but he can go fuck himself. I won't let him think he can just walk in here and intimidate or even threaten us or our people.

We're okay. Victor's pretty upset about it, but I told him we've got his back. I hope none of this woke you.

I'm fucking furious. If he comes back I'll make his luck a shit load worse than a bruised face.

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KANE: Okay, so, jeez. I kind of wish you'd actually woken me up after all that last night. That was a hell of a voicemail to wake up to. I'm not upset about it or anything, just... damn, you know?

I'm not super happy that it had to get a bit physical, as I'm sure doesn't surprise you, considering I'm the pacifistic one in this relationship, but... shit, I mean, I think you did the right thing. We can't let that sort of violent bigotry have any right to space in our bar, in our home.

Victor's doing pretty okay this morning, considering everything. He's asked for some things to do to keep busy, so I gave him a few chores. Once it gets to 3pm and QLife opens, I'm going to get him to call them so he can talk to someone other than us about this stuff, too. He needs as much support as he can possibly get during all this.

Also... I know we only barely know what we're doing with this magic stuff, but this stuff with Victor's Dad has gotten me thinking. Do you think we could do like... wards, or something like that? Some kind of protective magic, that could help keep the bar and the people in it safe? I think we should try and figure something like that out, if we can.

Anyway... we'll talk about it when you get up. I love you. I'm glad you're okay.

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ROSLYN: Love and Luck is written by Erin Kyan, and produced by Passer Vulpes Productions. Kane is voiced by Lee Davis-Thalbourne. Jason is voiced by Erin Kyan. Credits spoken by Roslyn Quin. Recorded by Kermie Breydon.

If you are a victim of homophobic family abuse, please, know that help is out there. In Australia, you can call 1800 Respect on 1800 737 732, 24 hours a day, or QLife on 1800 184 527, 3pm to midnight, for immediate support. If you are under 18, you can call the Kids Helpline on 1800 55 1800, 24 hours a day.

Cat Tube Famous is a real card game, designed by Australians. You can purchase it wherever good card games can be found, and find more information on it at cattubefamous.com. Keep a special eye out for the cats on the Happy and Clever cards - those guys are the beloved pets of Love and Luck's producers!

For more information about Love and Luck, check out our website, loveandluckpodcast.com. You can also find us on facebook as Love and Luck Podcast, and follow us on twitter, at @LoveLuckPodcast.

Episode 24 - Victor

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JASON: Heeeey baby, how you doin'?

KANE: [Laughing] Oh my god, not right now, you idiot.

JASON: No, I'm sending you a voicemail! You said you were sad because you figured living together would mean less voicemails, so I'm helping! I'm making sure that I leave you a voicemail!!

KANE: It doesn't count if I'm here while you leave it!

JASON Hey, hey, that was never in the rules! That's not a thing! I can do whatever I want! You can't stop me!!

KANE: What if I take my clothes off? Would that stop you?

JASON: No!! I am too strong to be swayed by your wiles! You can't tempt me!

KANE: [Laughing] I love you.

JASON: [Laughing] I love you too.

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KANE: Hey, just leaving you a note in case I'm still gone when you wake up, but I'm just heading out to buy some more games for the consoles. We've got that group of kids that come in almost every day after school and I think they're getting a bit bored of what we have - I asked them for some titles they were interested in, so I'm going to go buy those now. I shouldn't be long, maybe like, half an hour or so - Pat's looking after the place while I'm gone, bless them. They dropped in for coffee and figured they'd stick around for a bit.

God... do you know how happy it makes me that we have a bunch of teenagers that feel welcome and safe in our bar? I would have given almost anything to have had that when I was a kid.

Anyway, I think we should encourage it any way we can. Maybe we should start a youth group or something? No, that's probably too much, never mind.

Oh, this is my stop, I'll talk to you later!

JASON: Hey, you're still out buying games I guess - which, by the way, I'm all in favour of because it means I get to play them too.

I think the youth group is a good idea but I don't think it should be us that runs it - maybe we should ask the kids if they want to run one? Better for it to be headed by kids for kids, you know what I mean? We can support it by giving them the place for it. I'll ask them about it when they come in next.

Oh, on a similar note by the way, a gay board games meetup wants to book a regular spot with us, which is pretty cool. I've booked them in for Wednesday evenings at the moment. I think the little lounge area we have out the back is going to quickly turn into something of a function room at this rate, especially if the front bar area is busy.

Anyway. See you when you get home

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JASON: Hey babe. You went to bed like, twenty minutes ago, but I already kind of miss you. There's no one else here at the moment, but that's sort of to be expected on a Tuesday night, I guess.

I gotta say, despite the whole missing you thing, I'm really into this thing where you take the early shift and I take the late one. It seems to work really well. It feels natural. Every job I've worked in the past, it was a real struggle to wake up and get to it and get into it... but this just feels like... a normal extension of my life or something, I don't know.

Also it's probably good for us, I think. I love being with you, but now we both live and work together we need to be careful not to do that, like, queer couple cliche where we basically become one person. Especially since we've got these mad empath powers with each other or whatever.

But this way, with the different shifts, there's a few hours each day where we're alone because the other is sleeping, and I think that's going to work out really well for us in the long term.

Oh, a customer just came in. See you tomorrow babe.

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JASON: Hey, so, it's now 1am and a lot happened between my last voicemail and this one.

The customer I mentioned turned out to be this young bloke called Victor, and he came here because he heard we were a safe place to be. He came out to his parents, and they kicked him out today. He doesn't really have anywhere else to go, and he's really upset, poor kid. Apparently he had no idea his parents were bigots, they talked the good talk generally speaking. But when it came to one of their kids, apparently the rules change. It's fucked up.

Anyway... I set him up on the couch in the living room, and I imagine he'll still be here tomorrow when you wake up. So... yeah, here's your warning, there's a guy in our living room, don't freak out.

I assume we'll figure out exactly what to do with him tomorrow when we're both awake. Love you.

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KANE: Hey honey, so I met Victor. Good kid. You know he's only 18? His parents used that fact when they turfed him, said that he was legally an adult now so he had to go fend for himself, especially if he was going to be... well, they used some very hateful terms.

He's still pretty shaken up this morning. I fed him some toast, but that seems to be about all he can stomach right now. And even to get him to that point I had to utilize some of our weird empathy magic to calm him enough.

Anyway, like you said, we'll talk about it when we're both awake, but I think we should let him stay here for a little while. He's really hurting, and the last thing anyone wants is another queer kid on the streets, you know?

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JASON: Hey, so, Victor asked if he could help out a bit tonight as a thank you, and I told him he didn't have to, but he's a really serious kid. So anyway, he's stacking the dishwasher and wiping down tables, that sort of thing.

He keeps looking like he's going to burst into tears every now and then. I wish I was as good at comforting people as you are. Today you'd give him a smile or a hug or an arm on the shoulder and he'd smile and pick up a bit immediately. I'm... not that good, my way of cheering people up is usually booze or partying and I really don't think that's what Victor needs right now.

I'm soothing him with magic but I think I'm only having limited success. I think I'm just stopping a breakdown, rather than actually making him feel better. Which... I guess is better than nothing, but.. shit man, I just really wish I could do more for this kid.

[Sighs] Anyway. Things are fine down here otherwise. Love you. See you tomorrow.

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ROSLYN: Love and Luck is written by Erin Kyan, and produced by Passer Vulpes Productions. Kane is voiced by Lee Davis-Thalbourne. Jason is voiced by Erin Kyan. Credits spoken by Roslyn Quin. Additional sound effects supplied by Kyle Evans. Recorded by Kermie Breydon.

For more information about Love and Luck, check out our website, loveandluckpodcast.com. You can also find us on facebook as Love and Luck Podcast, and follow us on twitter, at @LoveLuckPodcast.

Episode 23 - Opening Night

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JASON: Hey, so I think this is the first time in history where I'm actually awake and up before you are. I hope you wake up feeling calm and peaceful. I know you were anxious about opening night tonight, but I promise, it's going to be really amazing.

I'm going to duck out and buy us some delicious breakfast, okay? So stay in bed when you get this, because I'll bring it back to you. Hopefully though, you'll still be asleep, so I can wake you up with food. And also kissing.

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KANE: [Sleepily] Mm... sorry, I woke up. But I promise to stay in bed until you get back.

I slept okay. I'm still kinda anxious but just the normal amount. Looking forward to this special breakfast delivery of yours.

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JASON: [Excited] Tonight's the night!!! I know I've already said that like a thousand times today but I'm really excited!!

I was going to burst into the bathroom and excitedly exclaim that in person once again, but then thought that maybe suddenly and unexpectedly appearing and shouting at my anxious boyfriend while he's in the shower wouldn't be the best idea in the world.

So you're getting a voicemail instead!! Tonight is the night!! Opening night!! Tonight's the night the rollercoaster tips over the peak and we start the awesome descent into our new business!! I'm so fucking pumped for it, babe, this is going to be awesome!!

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KANE: [Tired] Hey... I thought I'd leave you a voicemail before I went to sleep.

Sorry I tapped out so early, I know it probably would have been better for me to stick the party out a while longer, but then again I do still have to be up at like, at least eight tomorrow morning to open up again, so... yeah. Also, to be honest? I think I reached my peak tolerance for loud partying for the night.

Tonight's gone really well so far. I'm so fucking tired though, so I'm gonna go to sleep. See you tomorrow. I hope the rest of the night goes as well as the the first part did. I love you.

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JASON: [Tired] Hey babe. I'm outside getting some of that fresh morning air into my lungs, and then I'm gonna head upstairs and crawl into bed with you.

It's good you decided not to try and last the whole night though, because it's only just wound down now... and it's ten to five in the morning. Some of my friends are crashing on the floor downstairs, which I figured you wouldn't mind, but if you do, just wake me up in the morning and I'll go downstairs and shoo them all out.

[Happy sigh] Man, this went even better than I expected. I thought we'd have a good night with mostly just our friends but... we had a great night, and there were so many people we hadn't met before, and all the performances were amazing, and everyone was in such high spirits...

I feel so happy and so... proud right now, you know? We did it! We opened a bar! We got everything organized, we got people interested, and now... now we're a part of the infrastructure of the community. Can you believe it? I never imagined I would be in this position. But I am, and so much of the reason why I am here is you, and I'm so incredibly happy and grateful to have you in my life.

I know that the hard work really starts now, but man... I am so ready for it. I feel like everything in my life has fallen into place. My bar, my boyfriend... everything.

I love you, I love this, and I'm so glad that we did it.

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KANE: [Happy] Hey you. Considering the time of your last voicemail, I'm glad you're still asleep right now. Some of your friends were still downstairs when I came down, but they were all awake, so thankfully I didn't have to rudely awaken anyone before getting ready to open for our first morning.

Pat stuck around and helped tidy up and get things ready for the day, too, so I feel like I've started today on easy mode. I told them they didn't have to help out, but they insisted on it. I gave them a coffee as thanks - I also sucked the hangover out of their head, although they don't know about that, obviously. They think they just held up really well, heh.

I'm really glad last night went so well, too. I'm still amazed that we've done this. I mean... I've played everything safe my whole life. The idea of taking a risk like starting a business? Absolutely a terrifying thought. But it hasn't been that bad at all with you there supporting me. I mean, sure, I've had my anxiety over it... but I have anxiety over everything, so, y'know. I've learned to mostly deal with that.

I'm a little scared but mostly really excited to see where things go from here. It's like a whole new chapter. Every page that gets turned with you gets increasingly more and more exciting and wonderful.

I love you.

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KANE: Hi, you've reached Best of Luck Bar, a dry bar and cafe run by and for LGBTIQA+ people in St Kilda. Our opening hours are 9am till 3am, every day except Monday. We're not available to take your call right now, so please leave a message, and we'll get back to you as soon as we can. Thank you!

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ROSLYN: Love and Luck is written by Erin Kyan, and produced by Passer Vulpes Productions. Kane is voiced by Lee Davis-Thalbourne. Jason is voiced by Erin Kyan. Credits spoken by Roslyn Quin. Recorded by Kermie Breydon.

For more information about Love and Luck, check out our website, loveandluckpodcast.com. You can also find us on facebook as Love and Luck Podcast, and follow us on twitter, at @LoveLuckPodcast.

Episode 22 - Radio Interview

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CINDY: Hi everyone, it's Cindy here and welcome back to Hot Spot Watch, where we discuss upcoming and currently running events in Melbourne for the LGBTIQA+ community. Tonight I have two guests in the booth with me here, Jason Flint and Kane Baxter, owners of the soon to be opening Best of Luck Bar! Hi fellas!

JASON & KANE: Hi Cindy!

CINDY: So, the Best of Luck Bar is a new bar for queer people that's opening this Saturday! And you guys are in St Kilda, is that right?

KANE: Yes, that's right. We're on 35 Coursington Street, in St Kilda.

CINDY: Now, the thing that really caught my attention about the Best of Luck Bar is that it's a dry venue - you don't serve any alcohol on premises at all! Can you tell me a little bit about your decision to do that?

KANE: Well, it was a difficult decision actually, for a lot of reasons. One of them is that there is a rich history of gay bars being one of the few places where our community could safely come together, for decades. Another is that bar's that don't sell alcohol don't tend to be particularly profitable, and we've had to factor that into our business plan as well.

JASON: It was also a difficult decision because I, personally, really enjoy drinking alcohol.

Joking aside, though, there are some good reasons why we decided to avoid selling alcohol.

KANE: Right. The main thing that triggered the discussion in the first place was that liquor licensing laws are... very complicated, and very expensive. For a very small start up business, you need to be okay with closing fairly early by nightlife standards, since more extensive liquor licences cost a lot more money.

CINDY: Right, and you wanted to be open later than you'd be able to, if you served alcohol?

KANE: Right, we wanted a more flexible range of trading hours than liquor licensing would offer us.

JASON: There's also the fact that alcohol and other substance abuse has a much higher rate in the queer community than in the mainstream straight world. And we want to try and help the queer community shed or avoid self destructive or potentially damaging behaviours, rather than indulge them.

KANE: Which isn't to say that there's no place in our world for alcohol - as previously mentioned, bars and gay culture have an important link between them - just that for us, and for what we want to achieve with Best of Luck Bar, is easier done by avoiding alcohol. We still actively support all the gay bars and clubs around Melbourne and wouldn't want to see them closed or changed.

JASON: Yeah, like I said, I personally love drinking alcohol, and I've spent a lot of money drinking at clubs over the years and plan to continue to do so when I can, so believe me, we're not against alcohol in general.

KANE: No, not at all. Originally we were actually planning to run a more regular bar, partially because Jason just really wanted a reason to turn partying into a job.

JASON: I really did. It's the only career dream I've ever had.

KANE: But we both agreed that we have an opportunity here to create a place where people could naturally congregate, and where we could encourage a certain atmosphere of community and caring for each other, without the barriers that are introduced by alcohol.

We wanted to make this space as accessible and inclusive as possible. By not serving alcohol on premises, we can have people under 18 in our bar, which is good, since queer youth is often shut out of a lot of broader queer community venues as they tend to mostly be clubs and bars. It also makes us a safe place for recovering alcoholics to spend their social time, which is something that is often a genuine struggle in this country, regardless of your sexual orientation or gender.

JASON: It also lets us focus on creating a space that's interesting, and has to have more of a draw to it than alcohol, which is one of the main reasons that people go to bars in the first place.

Generally people go to bars mainly to socialize and have a good time, so we have to try and find ways to show people that we can give them that, even without the alcohol.

CINDY: Right, that's a really good point! So tell me, what sorts of things are you doing to make Best of Luck Bar interesting, without alcohol?

KANE: Well, for the more introverted of us, we have a couple of xboxes with a good library of games set up, as well as some traditional board games and things like that. We've got a little projector that we're going to set up so we can have film events, and we're hoping to be able to run some workshops and art classes and that sort of thing, too.

JASON: And for folks like me who like to be a bit louder and flashier, we've got a small but decent stage so that we can host live music and performances of other types... um, I know one of our friends is keen to start a monthly poetry night, using our venue, for example.

KANE: We're also currently looking into partnering with some sexual health organizations to arrange educational events and on site quick testing, things like that. Oh, and we're in the process of ordering some stock of some cool queer books, comics and magazines, too.

JASON: We'll also be available to hire as a venue, so, y'know, keep us in mind for your birthday parties and things like that, too!

CINDY: That all sounds amazing! I definitely know where I'm looking into for my next birthday party.

So, you don't serve alcohol, but you still call Best of Luck Bar ... well, a bar! What sorts of drinks do you serve?

KANE: We have some pretty fancy mocktail recipes that we're excited about! We also serve all the usual suspects - soft drinks, juices, milkshakes, smoothies, that sort of thing.

JASON: We'll also be doing coffee, of course, because we're not silly enough to try and run a business that involves beverages in Melbourne without knowing how to serve up a decent espresso.

KANE: Right, we definitely do coffee. And we'll have some lovely cakes, pastries and other snack foods to go along with it, too.

JASON: We also have a lot of vegan and gluten free options as well, both in food and drinks.

CINDY: Now, you mentioned trading hours being a factor in your decision to run Best of Luck Bar without alcohol - what kind of hours are you going to be open?

KANE: We're aiming for combined cafe and bar hours. We want to be available for people whenever is best for them, so our trading hours will be 9am till 3am, most days of the week. We'll be taking Mondays off, but other than that, we're open.

CINDY: Wow.

KANE: Yeah. Look, it's a long day, but the fact of the matter is - we are making this space for our community - and that space is not particularly useful to anyone if they can't access it whenever is most useful and convenient for them.

CINDY: Do you think it's going to be difficult, maintaining such long hours?

JASON: Fortunately, Kane and my natural sleep schedules overlap in such a way that we'll be able to work these hours without too much of a problem. And it's not like we need to commute far. We've just moved in together and, well, let's just say we're extremely close to the bar.

KANE: It's really nice to get to make this our life now. The chance to not only live together, but to completely direct our lives to working on a place for our community is a very special one. We're not taking this for granted - we want to make sure we do whatever we can with this opportunity.

CINDY: You've mentioned inclusivity being an important part of this bar, so I feel it's important to ask - do you have gender neutral toilets?

JASON: Yep.

KANE: Yes, we absolutely do. In fact we only have gender neutral toilets. We also have a disabled toilet, and the entrance to the bar is a flat, low angle ramp, so we are wheelchair accessible as well.

CINDY: That's something that's overlooked a lot in the community, I feel. Our disabled population are definitely kept out of a lot of queer venues.

KANE: Yeah, it's a real shame, and we are definitely not falling into the same trap. We also refuse to have strobe lights or any other kind of light that flashes quickly, so any people with epilepsy can feel assured that they are welcome in our bar, too.

CINDY: So, for people who are excited to hear about this, and who want to help make Best of Luck Bar a successful social hub for queer people, what can they do to support you?

JASON: Spend money on us!

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JASON: No, but really, the best thing you can do is come attend our events, come catch up with your friends over coffee. Every latte drunk is another couple of dollars towards keeping things going, so don't feel like you need to like, donate sums of cash or anything. Places like this only work if people use them, so please, use us!

KANE: You can also support us by suggesting or helping to run events for us. If you've got a cool idea, or a launch, or a party, or anything that might be something cool for our community, we would love to help you make it happen. The more cool stuff we get to do, the more people will come to visit us, and hopefully we all get to make new friends and connections.

JASON: Yep! So basically, the best way to support us is to get involved with us.

CINDY: That's fantastic, and I definitely will be coming along to opening night. And that's this Saturday, am I correct?

KANE: Yep, this Saturday. Our doors open at 5pm, and it's going to be an amazing night. We have live music planned from some local queer bands, circus performers, and some amazing prizes donated to us to raffle off by our amazing community partners - including tickets to some upcoming dance parties, a beautiful steel boned corset from our fashion friends at the FF Show Way, and some books published by local queer writers.

JASON: Also, Kane's making cupcakes. You should totally come by for the cupcakes alone, if nothing else.

CINDY: Well I do have a weakness for a good cupcake!!

Unfortunately, we've run out of time, but you can check out Best of Luck Bar online, or just come along and check it out in person. Thank you so much to my wonderful guests, Kane and Jason--

KANE: Thank you.

JASON: Thanks for having us!

CINDY: And I'll be back next week with more community event news. Thanks for listening, folks!

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ROSLYN: Love and Luck is written by Erin Kyan, and produced by Passer Vulpes Productions. Kane is voiced by Lee Davis-Thalbourne. Jason is voiced by Erin Kyan. Cindy is voiced by Jai Moore. Credits spoken by Roslyn Quin. Recorded by Kermie Breydon.

For more information about Love and Luck, check out our website, loveandluckpodcast.com. You can also find us on facebook as Love and Luck Podcast, and follow us on twitter, at @LoveLuckPodcast.

Episode 21 - A Quiet Moment

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KANE: Hey honey. So... I know that middle of the night voicemails are usually your thing, but... well, I woke up in a panic again. And I know that I could have woken you up for comfort but... I don't know. Sometimes you just need to sit with your discomfort alone, you know? I just... I needed to spend a little while being a mess. I've calmed down now, though. Still anxious, but not panicked.

I'm just... I'm really scared that we're going to fail at this. At the bar. At trying to help people. I'm... I'm not sure that I'm strong enough to make any real difference. I don't even know what I'm doing, sometimes. I mean... I research stuff, and I triple check everything, but... you're the one that seems to know how to make things happen. I just... I don't know. I tag along and I try to be helpful. Is that enough? I don't know.

I'm also scared about all this magic stuff. Like I mean... it's exciting sometimes, sure. And the times when we're like... fully connected to each other empathically or whatever is literally some of the best moments of my life. But... we don't really know what we're doing, we're just trying things out and hoping they work and trying to just... figure out our ethics and limits as we go. And that's fucking terrifying.

I wish we had some guidance, you know? I wish... I wish Mumma was still alive. If she really was a witch, she'd be able to help us. And even if she wasn't... she was such a good person and she was always so comforting and supportive of me. I really just... I felt so loved by her. She would know what to say, where to look, something, even if she didn't have the answers herself.

I just... I really... I really miss her.

[Sighs] Anyway... I have more to say but I've already talked a lot, so I'll leave you a second voicemail after this one, okay? I'm going to make myself a cup of tea, first.

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KANE: I don't know why I made chamomile tea, I actually hate it. I think I must subconsciously believe the whole ‘it makes people sleepy and calms them down' thing. I have no idea if it actually does. But... well, placebos are still helpful, even if they don't work mechanically or chemically or whatever.

Although, I still wish this particular placebo tasted better.

You know, you were right about the view from our living room being lovely at night. It's really peaceful. I don't see this hour very often, and I forgot about how... liminal it can be. I really get why it's called the witching hour. Everything feels... frozen and possible, all at the same time. Maybe that's why it's simultaneously easier to freak out and calm down in the middle of the night.

You know... talking things out in voicemails really does help. I know it's kind of one sided, but I think that's why it's easier to talk about things that make me feel scared or vulnerable. I get to say everything I want to say and I don't even have to be present for the receiving of it. And maybe that sounds cowardly but... well, I guess it is a little cowardly. But... you said you were okay with it, so... [sighs]

Not that you've ever been anything less than perfect about my feelings, mind you. I feel safer with you than I have ever felt in any other place or with any other person. But... sadly, anxiety doesn't really play by the rules of logic. Even though I know you're safe, even though I know you're kind to me, sometimes my brain just... freaks out anyway.

I'm... I'm really sorry about that. I really hope you understand that I trust you completely, and that I do feel safe with you. It's just that my brain's a jerk sometimes.

[Sighs] I should go back to bed. I love you, Jason. I love you so, so much.

[Hangup]

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JASON: Hey babe. If you were up so late last night I kind of wish you'd chucked a sickie today and stayed home and slept, but I know you worry about money. We'll just try to make sure you get an early night tonight.

I do kind of wish you'd woken me when you were panicking, but I get why you didn't, and that's totally fine. However you need to look after yourself is always going to be fine. I'm still going to remind you that you can wake me, though. You can always wake me, call me, email me, whatever you need to do. I'm always here for you, in whatever way you need me to be.

It's okay to be scared about all this, I think. It's probably healthy, actually. I think if there wasn't any fear at all, we'd probably be missing something, you know? It's not like I'm not scared, either; I'm terrified. I've never wanted something this much or tried this hard before, and the idea that we might fail is utterly horrifying.

But you know... then I think about you, and I feel better. And I figure, you know what? Even if we fail, whatever. At least we tried, and at least we still have each other.

I love you too. More than I've ever loved anything or anyone before.

And... I wish your Mum was here, too. I would have loved to have met her. But... if there's anything after death, then whatever or wherever she is... I know that she would be happy. Because her son is such a wonderful, kind hearted person.

She would be so proud of you.

[Hangup]

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ROSLYN: Love and Luck is written by Erin Kyan, and produced by Passer Vulpes Productions. Kane is voiced by Lee Davis-Thalbourne. Jason is voiced by Erin Kyan. Credits spoken by Roslyn Quin. Recorded by Kermie Breydon.

For more information about Love and Luck, check out our website, loveandluckpodcast.com. You can also find us on facebook as Love and Luck Podcast, and follow us on twitter, at @LoveLuckPodcast.

Episode 20 - Meeting Cindy

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JASON: Hey, so, I've got some good news! I figured I'd try and improve my skill with the luck magic stuff more, right? So I was headed to lunch with friends today, and I was kind of... throwing the intention for something lucky to happen to help us out with opening the bar on my way there or during it or something, right?

So there we all were at the pub, having lunch, and they introduced me to this new woman I haven't met before, right? So I was chatting with her about Best of Luck Bar, and she's like, super interested in the fact we're opening a queer dry bar. She thinks it's this really amazing idea, especially since alcohol abuse is kind of an issue in our community, right?

So, then, I find out that she has her own radio show! It's about cool stuff happening in queer Melbourne! And - dun dun dun - she wants to do an interview with us for her show!

So - radio exposure! There's like, apparently like, thousands of people, on average, who listen to the station she's on! This could be really, really good for us!

[Hangup]

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KANE: Holy shit, honey! That's really good news!

I... I feel kind of weird about using magic like this though. Should we really be using magic for our own ends like that? I mean... I know we don't do mean spirited things with our magic, but... is selfishness really that much better?

I mean like... is it ethical to use our powers to improve our business? I mean... we found the bar with magic, and magic's been helpful in setting it up, I guess, so like, I know that we've already been doing it in a lot of little ways... and I mean, I guess we do practise by changing little things to be better around us in general.

That's kind of my issue though... when does it stop being just a little nudge here and there and start to become a real problem, instead?

I don't know... I just don't want to wake up one day and realize I've crossed a line somewhere, you know?

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JASON: [Gently] Hey... look, I get why you're worried. It's not like we have a book of rules for this stuff, or a mentor or whatever to help us along. It's good to worry about the ethics of what these weird powers mean for us. And I like that you worry about it - it shows how much you care about making sure we don't hurt anyone with any of this.

But remember our little rule of mundanity. If we could do it non magically and it would be okay, it's probably fine to do magically. I could still have made today happen by asking my friends if they had media contacts I could talk to, or something like that. Or I could have called the radio station myself, or whatever. Or we could have just met via pure circumstantial luck rather than magic luck! Those things would have still been perfectly fine - so the fact it happened this way, with some luck magic, doesn't suddenly change it to being automatically unethical.

Also, and I think this is important, especially when it comes to ethics or magic or whatever - we're not doing this for ourselves alone. I mean, yes, we're getting a lifestyle we want out of it, but so much of what we've been planning for Best of Luck Bar is to build somewhere that's a good, safe and welcoming place for people to spend their time. So... yes, we benefit from the radio exposure. But so does the Best of Luck Bar, and so does the little piece of the world we're trying to make better, you know?

Look... it's good to worry about this in general, but I think you can probably worry less about this specifically.

[Hangup]

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KANE: Hey... [Sighs] I mean, I guess you're right. I just... I don't want to fall into the trap of "the end justifies the means", you know? And I know that like... we're not even talking about that kind of thing in this situation. But I want to think about it now, I want to worry about it now, before it's anything like that, so that it doesn't just... pop up and surprise us, you know?

I don't know. You're right, the rule of mundanity stands up to a lot of scrutiny so far and... it seems to be guiding us pretty well. I'll try and calm down about it.

But... we can keep talking about this stuff, right? Maybe run stuff by each other as we go? I just... I want to stay vigilant, you know? I want us to check ourselves every step of the way and make sure that we're not crossing that line. I don't want to wake up a monster.

I love you. Sorry I'm such a worry wart.

[Hangup]

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JASON: Babe, are you kidding, you being a worry wart is one of the great things about you. You're always thinking like, ten steps ahead of me and figuring things out and planning for all eventualities. It's amazing. You're amazing.

And I am 100% on board with checking in with each other as we go. I promise I'll talk to you about this sort of thing before acting on it more in future, okay? We'll keep an eye out for and on each other.

I love you too, heaps. Only a week to go till opening night!

[Hangup]

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ROSLYN: Love and Luck is written by Erin Kyan, and produced by Passer Vulpes Productions. Kane is voiced by Lee Davis-Thalbourne. Jason is voiced by Erin Kyan. Credits spoken by Roslyn Quin. Recorded by Kermie Breydon.

For more information about Love and Luck, check out our website, loveandluckpodcast.com. You can also find us on facebook as Love and Luck Podcast, and follow us on twitter, at @LoveLuckPodcast.

Episode 19 - Witch Boyfriends

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KANE: Hey honey, I hope you managed to get back to sleep okay. I'm really sorry for waking you up at sparrow's fart with my stupid anxiety. It's been like, years since I last had a panic attack... I was kind of hoping they were gone for good, but I guess that sort of thing never 100% goes away.

[Sighs] I'm really sorry. You handled it amazingly, but I wish you hadn't had to.

I suppose on the bright side, it gave us some more practise with the whole weird emotion magic thing, though. And... it was really nice feeling you smooth out the anxiety wrinkles in my brain. It was like... even outside of the actual soothing you were doing, it made me feel more connected to you again, and it's much easier to calm down when you don't feel alone, you know?

Anyway... thank you, and I love you, and I'll talk to you later.

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JASON: Kane, listen, don't apologise for having a panic attack, okay? Don't feel like you ever have to apologise to me for your anxiety. I'm fine, I don't mind dealing with it. I'm here for you, okay? If you freak out again, once, twice, or a thousand times, that's fine too, I'll be here then too.

I hope you're feeling better this afternoon. I promise we're going to make this work. Or... no, actually, it's more like this: even if we don't make it work, even if Best of Luck Bar falls to pieces and fails, we'll still be all right. Okay? We'll still be all right.

I love you and I'm gonna try and send you happy little brain sparks today to cheer you up.

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KANE: Hey... I love you. Thank you for... well, everything. Being so good about all this.

Also, thank you for brain sparks, although you can probably dial down the intensity a bit! The first one that happened literally made me startle and the woman in the cubicle next to me asked me if I was okay! It's kind of like you're occasionally dropping pop rocks into my brain, which is... I mean, it's an interesting enough experience, and I certainly appreciate the love and tenderness that comes along with it, but I could probably do with looking a little less weird to my coworkers. Although, I guess I'm not going to be here much longer, so maybe it doesn't matter.

Having said that... my day still improved a lot after your little psychic pop rocks. It's difficult to feel bad when there's tingly reminders of your wizard boyfriend's love floating around in your head.

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JASON: See, I knew you'd be on board with operation wizard boyfriends eventually. Or is it witch boyfriends? Did we ever decide on that? Very serious linguistic decision to be made there. Can't be made too lightly.

Oh, by the way! We got some calls from a couple of gay clubs offering to give us some tickets to upcoming dance parties they're throwing, so we can raffle them off on opening night. Isn't that cool? They also said they're spreading the word a little bit to other queer orgs to see if anyone had anything cool they could donate.

It's really nice that other members of the community are supporting us, you know? Like... there's no nasty competition here. We all want to see each other succeed. That's... that's amazing, and so against everything we've always been told about business, you know?

For a long time I wasn't even sure I believed in ‘community' as such, but... I don't know, I mean, I'm definitely starting to believe in it. Everyone we've talked to, from our friends to the tradies to other business owners... everyone's just cheering us on. Cooperation without competition. I love it.

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KANE: Wow, that's really awesome about the tickets! A raffle would definitely be a fun thing to have on opening night, too. I know I used to go to some events that had raffles each time, it was always a lot of fun. Raffles are great. We should put the word out that we're accepting donations for that, too, might get some good results.

As for witch boyfriends versus wizard boyfriends, does it really have to be one or the other? In a world that's increasingly more accepting of multiple genders and sexualities, are you telling me we have to choose one or the other? That doesn't sound very inclusive to me. I choose whatever the third option is. [Feeling it out] Wiil... zitch... iqueer... or, no... magiqueer? Hmm. This needs thought.

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JASON: Oh my god, you massive dork, there are heaps of other terms for magic users we could use. Like... mage, sorcerer, warlock... okay that's the only other ones I can think of, off the top of my head, but that's still three more in the running.

Having said that, ‘magiqueer' is pretty adorable, you fucking nerd.

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KANE: Oh, you're the one who can brainstorm magic user terms quickly off the top of your head, but I'm the nerd? Pfft. You're so much nerdier than you think you are.

I'm kind of... weirdly attached to ‘witch', the more I think about it. Maybe it's just because of the whole thing where Mumma was called that? It does make me feel a little more connected to her, I have to admit.

[Hangup]

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JASON: Operation witch boyfriends it is. Love you, witch boyfriend. See you tonight.

[Hangup]

[Music]

ROSLYN: Love and Luck is written by Erin Kyan, and produced by Passer Vulpes Productions. Kane is voiced by Lee Davis-Thalbourne. Jason is voiced by Erin Kyan. Credits spoken by Roslyn Quin. Recorded by Kermie Breydon.

For more information about Love and Luck, check out our website, loveandluckpodcast.com. You can also find us on facebook as Love and Luck Podcast, and follow us on twitter, at @LoveLuckPodcast.

Episode 18 - Setting Up

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KANE: Hey honey, just a reminder that the tradie is coming by today for the bar's touch ups. Oh, and the sign guy will be by do some measurements as well. I'll drop by the bank during my lunch break to finish setting up the accounts. Hopefully if all goes well we'll be officially trading by the end of the week, if not sooner!

I love you, and I hope you slept well this morning.

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JASON: Hey babe, I slept pretty okay actually. I hope I didn't bother you too much when I slithered back into bed with you in the middle of the night. You're too warm and nice to not cuddle, though.

The sign guy has come and gone, still waiting on the tradie, though.

Oh, and I have some ideas about opening night. If we're going to start strong in our first year, I really think a killer launch will make a huge difference, especially since we don't have alcohol to pull people in with, hah. I've been in touch with a few friends of friends who are in bands, and I realized that I know, like, at least three people who are really experienced in circus arts too, and it might be cool to have them come along and do something.

Still pondering details on a lot of stuff, obviously, but the wheels are definitely turning. I think a big performance night will be the best way to go, honestly. Melbourne loves its performing arts, and we sure as hell do not have a shortage of talent, even in our own social circles let alone people we don't know yet.

Oh, sounds like the tradie's here, gotta go. Love you.

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JASON: Hey! Okay so, tradie's come and gone - he said that there's not actually much stuff that needs work, and a lot of what needs to be done is mostly cosmetic and fairly easy. He gave us a quote, and I've forwarded the email to you so you can check it out. Nice guy, incidentally.

Anyway, so, yeah, opening night! I figure we can't go wrong with live music, especially later in the night, but we might want to start on something a little easier to socialize around. That's why I thought of the circus stuff - you can easily talk and watch a juggler or ribbon acrobat at the same time, you know? Uh, not that I'm sure we could have any aerial stuff - damn, should have had the tradie check the structural stuff for that while he was here. Damn it. Oh well, I'll ask him about it when he comes back to start work.

I'm going to go shopping for bar stools today, which I should probably get onto doing, like, soon, since the day is wearing on. Love you, talk to you later!

[Hangup]

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KANE: Hey, I checked the email with the quote and it's pretty good, so I've called the tradie and confirmed everything with him. He'll start work tomorrow. Which, sadly, probably means a few early mornings for you if there's going to be construction noise. Hopefully it won't be too bad, though.

Your launch ideas are really good... I'm so glad you're here for this, I'd be so out of my depth trying to organize a big fun thing like an opening night event, oh my god. I'm so glad you can handle all that and I don't need to worry!

I hope you're enjoying furniture shopping! I'll see you tonight. Love you.

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JASON: Shopping is all done! I got really cute stools, they're blue! I wanted to kind of avoid the dingy bar sort of look so I figure we'll go for some bright colours in the decor. Might help it feel a little bigger than it is, too, especially if we match them with some lighter neutrals. Should be able to sand back and stain up the timber in here to a nice light pine colour I think. That'd be really nice.

[Jokingly] Furniture shopping is very tiring, though. I am so very tired and so very sore. It is a very hard life, this startup party business stuff. I am definitely going to need some kind of full body massage tonight. You know, to ease the pains brought on by messing around with furniture all day.

Just because of that, I mean... no ulterior motive...

[Laughs] Okay I can't even keep that up, I do have an ulterior motive. What can I say? I'll take any excuse I can get for more touching.

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KANE: [Jokingly] Oh no! Well, furniture shopping is very strenuous. I will make sure to give you my full, therapeutic attention the moment I get home.

[Hangup]

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JASON: So, I just woke up a few minutes ago, and at first I was really pleased because I actually went to sleep at the same time as you... until I realized that it's four o'clock in the morning and not like, some reasonable hour to be awake. [Sighs]

It was still nice to fall asleep with you, though. That doesn't happen much. I mean... it's not like, essential to our relationship or anything, I'm normally quite happy to tuck you in and then just come back and crawl in next to you later, but there is something very nice about actually going to sleep together every now and then.

Well, I'm going to do some quiet unpacking and cleaning and stuff for a while, and hopefully I'll get back to sleep in a little while. Love you.

[Hangup]

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KANE: Ugh, work fucking sucks today. Everyone's in a bad mood and all I can think about is how I can't wait to be rid of this place. I swear to god, even if we make no money at all and live on two minute noodles while running the bar, it is still going to be more fun than this god damn phone monkey wage slavery bullshit.

[Sighs] Not long to go. Only a couple more weeks till I leave. I can totally hang on a couple more weeks. Hey, when you get up, leave me a nice voicemail? I could definitely use a pick me up as the day drags on, and waking up to the one you left me last night was really nice.

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JASON: Hey, I'm sorry you're having a shitty day. Hopefully it will get better soon, or at the very least not get any worse.

I'm really sorry you have to keep going for a couple more weeks. Like... I get it, our budget is tight as it is, so working till opening night makes sense, but... damn, I hate to see you feeling crappy, you know?

Oh, I have some good news, though! That band we were talking about last night, Lalić? I booked them for opening night. It's gonna be so good!

I'm still waiting on confirmation from a couple of other performers, but even if they all flake, I've got some other back ups in mind that are all really cool too. And I mean, I know a lot of these people, or we have mutual friends, so I trust that they're pretty decent folks all around. Regardless of who can or can't do it, the list is long enough that I'm feeling very confident that our lineup is going to be really great.

I love you, and yes, there's only a couple more weeks of call center hell to go. Soon it will be fancy drinks, happy queers, and supporting the arts every day. I love you a lot. See you when you get home.

[Hangup]

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ROSLYN: Love and Luck is written by Erin Kyan, and produced by Passer Vulpes Productions. Kane is voiced by Lee Davis-Thalbourne. Jason is voiced by Erin Kyan. Credits spoken by Roslyn Quin. Recorded by Kermie Breydon.

Lalić is a real band in Melbourne, and you can check them out on bandcamp - lalic.bandcamp.com. That's l-a-l-i-c.bandcamp.com

For more information about Love and Luck, check out our website, loveandluckpodcast.com. You can also find us on facebook as Love and Luck Podcast, and follow us on twitter, at @LoveLuckPodcast.